Rumour Mill
The rumour mill’s running full speed today. Who’s this mysterious aggressor..?
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Squirrel War
86 comics.
New Guy 2
An emergency meeting’s been called! Is it that new guy again..? Flying squirrels can be so pretentious.
This is another “based on a true story” story. Really. Just to clarify though – squirrel contraception hasn’t been implemented yet. Which means that Nuk Nuk and co still have the time to become fathers! Not that they should.
Based on the true story of Joey the Squirrel of Idaho, Most Valiant Defender of his Master’s Gun Cabinet. Basically, don’t f*ck with squirrels.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there. Hope you’re more successful than Nuk Nuk. And if you’re not – f*ck Valentine’s Day. Who needs it.
Nuk Nuk’s seduction technique needs a bit of work. A lot of a bit of work. And by the way, nobody should ever attempt to use that chat up line. Ever. Even if you happen to be a squirrel.
Happy Lunar New Year! Just don’t wake the squirrels early – they need their beauty sleep and get cranky when they don’t.
Poor Pip never saw it coming*. A message for all squirrel appreciators , and anyone who observes any sort of appreciation day – there are 364 other days in the year. Don’t stop appreciating! *No squirrels were injured in the making of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Appreciate your squirrel today, on Squirrel Appreciation Day. S/he’ll really appreciate it.
There is always next year. Unless you’re dead by then.