This is another “based on a true story” story. Really. Just to clarify though – squirrel contraception hasn’t been implemented yet. Which means that Nuk Nuk and co still have the time to become fathers! Not that they should.
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Nuk Nuk’s seduction technique needs a bit of work. A lot of a bit of work. And by the way, nobody should ever attempt to use that chat up line. Ever. Even if you happen to be a squirrel.
Poor Pip never saw it coming*. A message for all squirrel appreciators , and anyone who observes any sort of appreciation day – there are 364 other days in the year. Don’t stop appreciating! *No squirrels were injured in the making of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Appreciate your squirrel today, on Squirrel Appreciation Day. S/he’ll really appreciate it.
There is always next year. Unless you’re dead by then.
How long did it take you to break your New Year’s resolution? It won’t be long before Pip breaks his…or kills all the other squirrels.
Happy New Year, hoomuns! If you survived.
Merry Christmas! Whatever that is. Hoomuns are weird. Have a most Squirrelly Christmas, from the gang at Squirrel War!
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Did you enjoy Bonfire Night responsibly?